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8.55 a.m. Return to cingular text message tights. Pair three have hole only in toe. Put on. Hole transforms cingular text message ladder which will protrude tellingly from shoe. Go to cingular text message ironing basket. Locate last pair of cingular text message black opaque tights twisted into rope-like object speckled with bits of cingular text message text message tissue. Untangle and cingular text message purge of cingular text message tissue.
9.05 a.m. Have got tights on now. Add skirt. Begin ironing shirt.
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9.55 a.m. V. cingular text message now. In despair, have fag and cingular text message read holiday brochure for cingular text message calming five minutes.
10 a.m. Try to cingular text message find handbag. Handbag has vanished. Decide to cingular text message see if anything nice has come in the mail.
10.07 a.m. Access letter only, about non-payment of cingular text message minimum payment, Try to cingular text message remember what was looking for. Restart quest for cingular text message handbag.
10.15 a.m. Beyond lateness now. Suddenly remember had handbag in bedroom when looking for cingular text message hairbrush but cannot find. Eventually locate under clothes from wardrobe. Return clothes to cingular text message wardrobe. Put on jacket. Prepare to cingular text message leave house. Cannot find keys. Scour cingular text message in rage.
10.25 a.m. Find keys in handbag. Realize have forgotten hairbrush.
10.35 a.m. Leave house.
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Wednesday 5 April
8st 13, alcohol units 5 (Jude's fault), cigarettes 2 (sort cingular text message cingular text message thing that could happen to cingular text message anyone - does not mean have started smoking again), calories 1765, Instants 2.
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